I’ve only seen a few episodes, but I’ve determined that Mindy Kaling has nailed her description of being single. And it’s magically hilarious. 

EVIL PLAN

here’s the scheme. I am going to get a job for which I am definitely qualified (because I did it for three and a half years) at a university. I will then either save my money or use their employee benefits to get a Master of Elementary Education on my way to being a reading specialist. And maybe I’ll marry someone who goes there.

I guess it’s not really an evil plan…just a regular one. 

need a poster of this one. and someone to walk backwards in front of me holding it so I can look at it all day, every day. 

need a poster of this one. and someone to walk backwards in front of me holding it so I can look at it all day, every day. 

(Source: cupcake-fish)

yesterday-me had a plan for today. 

  1. get up early.
  2. go for a run with Mom.
  3. shower.
  4. clean the house.

today-me had another one.

  1. sleep until 1 pm.
  2. stretch a little.
  3. eat wings and watch Netflix.